Saturday. It’s finally here.
A day to sleep in a bit. To slow down. To relax and have fun with family and friends.
And to set you up for a great weekend I’d like to help out with 100 of the most witty, positive and funny Saturday quotes.
I hope you’ll find something here to make you and your loved ones laugh and to make this a happy, recharging and fun day.
Funny Saturday Morning Quotes to Start Your Day Just Right

“Saturday mornings, I’ve learned, are a great opportunity for kids to sneak into your bed, fall back asleep, and kick you in the face.”
– Dan Pearce
“Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.”
– Glen Cook
“I like my coffee black an...


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