I've played just about every damn iteration of Crazy Taxi there is. My first exposure to it was the PlayStation 2 EyeToy version included in Sega Superstars, which involved me wildly gesticulating and yelling in order to get Axel's attention. Yes, for some reason you are the passenger in the EyeToy version of Crazy Taxi. I don't know either.
Then I spent a fair bit of time behind the wheel in both its Dreamcast and arcade versions—we don't talk about the myriad of mobile travesties—so I was pretty jazzed about the announcement of Crazy Taxi: World Tour. I was promptly un-jazzed by all the generative AI discourse that mired the hours following its reveal trailer, but you know.

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