Conan Exiles whips out a massive Unreal Engine 5 upgrade that includes an 'enhanced endowment slider' to further improve player penises

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Conan Exiles received a major update earlier this week, upgrading Funcom's sword & sorcery survival game to Unreal Engine 5 with all the graphical whizzbangs that entails. Conan Exiles Enhanced introduces Lumen-powered global illumination, enhanced geometry, improved character models, lighting and effects, among many other things.

This includes an, er, improvement to one of Conan Exiles' most infamous features. Tucked away in the corner of its feature showcase is a note that the update introduces an "enhanced endowment slider". To put that in layman's terms, Conan Exiles is getting better dicks, overhauling the physics-infused genitalia that caused such a stir when the game was originally announced.

Funcom is oddly coy about how exactly the endowment slider has been improved. Despite being listed as a major new feature, changes to the endowment slider aren't mentioned in the patch notes, and Funcom doesn't discuss it in any detail in its

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