Count Binface pledges to make arcade grabber games ‘fairer’ in Clacton manifesto

Count Binface previously ran against Andy Burnham in the Makerfield by-election and Sadiq Khan in the 2024 London Mayoral election (Picture: James Veysey/Shutterstock)

Count Binface has unveiled his long-awaited manifesto for the Clacton by-election, pledging a new role for Wayne Rooney and a ‘more sensible position’ for a hand dryer 280 miles away.

Nigel Farage’s top rival in the race has also taken on the Reform leader directly, with a promise not to ‘accept £5 million gifts from crypto billionaires’.

Binface emerged as an unlikely threat to Farage earlier this month, after the under-pressure party leader unexpectedly resigned as an MP

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