Don't do this to me Zach Cregger, don't get me excited for a Resident Evil movie—I can't get hurt again

I've watched all the Resident Evil movies, but even worse, I kind of like them. I don't think they're particularly good movies, or even good ambassadors of the games, but they're a fun watch, especially if you want to have a laugh with friends. I'd resigned myself to the fact that this is all Resident Evil movies would ever amount to: a kind of funny way to pass some time—I don't think I'm ready for a genuinely good film take on Resident Evil horror.

In walks the trailer for Zach Cregger's upcoming Resident Evil film.

I've been quietly excited to see what Cregger would come up with ever since I Read Entire Article