JudeIt doesn’t happen often, but there’s one inescapable thing that makes me wish I had a penis. Okay Freud, butt out! I don’t have penis envy (like that).
Yup, it’s when I’m out and about and I need a wee. I’m not ashamed to say it, because it’s simply not fair that men can whip their members out anywhere and go for a wazz, meanwhile women have to be PREGNANT (ugh) to access a toilet for free. Can you tell I’m mad about it?
No matter how many pelvic floor exercises I do, I always need to find a toilet when I leave my house, whether it’s nipping into the nearest pub, or (ahem) finding a spot for a nature wee. I’m sick of it, and I know I’m not the only one.
In fact, one in three women experience bladder leaks, and bladder control can get worse as we age. It’s no secret that


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