Harry Kane is the greatest footballer in the world, hands down

Harry Kane savours the moment after accepting the Ballon d’Or award (Picture: UEFA via Getty Images)

Harry Kane is standing at the podium in the London Palladium to receive his first award of the night – for Striker of the Year – and his hands cannot rest.

The effort to stand still and look comfortable in his gorgeous suit is top of his mind, you can practically hear his wife Kate telling him, ‘You’ve got this, look straight out and stand tall’, and he’s doing an excellent job of that. But where to put his hands?

When called to the stage the first thing he must do is f...