He told me he was an actor – then did tricks with his penis

All I could do was nervously wonder how it would fit it inside me (Picture: Getty Images)

‘Would you like me to make you a burger?’ 

I wasn’t at a restaurant, or watching someone in their kitchen.

Instead, a handsome near-naked man – Jamie* – stood before me in my bedroom, about to slip off his underpants.

‘Er, no I’m not really hungry,’ I replied confused. 

Given that we were about to get down to action, it was hardly the time to start talking about food.

‘No,’ he laughed, ‘I mean with this.’ I gasped as he unveiled his package to me in all its glory. 

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