He told me I had to be hairless – I told him I wasn’t a child

‘I hope they’re lasered, women should have nothing on them’, he quipped (Picture: Getty Images)

‘Not one pube’, Henry* said with the nonchalance of a man who was oblivious to the world around him.

But that amount of ignorance was not going to get this man laid.

It was 2020, I was sitting on my sofa, watching Married At First Sight with a man I had been on two dates with, but hadn’t yet slept with.

I had just asked him if he thought the contestants had laser hair surgery or had to remove hair throughout...