I asked my boyfriend to get sexy with food — he pulled out a hotdog

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‘Here we go’, Seb* announced excitedly as he walked into our dimly lit bedroom holding a silver tray.

He placed it on the bed, where I was waiting for him in lingerie, and looked at me beaming with pride. Like a sweet puppy.

Surveying the contents, I smiled nervously: a plate with a hotdog and a bowl of edamame.

I had no idea what was going on.

‘This is the food’, he said, before seeing the confusion on my face and clarifying. ‘...