‘I’m going to pee now,’ George* announced casually while standing in the shower bath with me.
It was my first shower with him, after sleeping together the night before – and this was the last thing I expected him to say.
I laughed, and blurted out: ‘Are you serious?’.
I thought he was surely joking. He wasn’t.
Before I knew it – and ignoring my laughs – George, who I had been seeing for two months at that point, began to take a leak in the bath...


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