I listen to porn in the supermarket – it’s my mood-boosting secret

Porn dosing in public or while doing household chores has become very popular, especially with women (Picture: Getty)

The deep breathless sounds of moans and ‘let it all out baby’ follow me around my local Tesco superstore.

It’s 6pm on a Wednesday and I’m in search of some tinned tomatoes, mozzarella and spaghetti to accompany my homegrown basil sitting on my windowsill back home.

A man asks me to bend over near the Italian seasoning, while telling me to ‘never forget’ that I belong to him.

Don’t worry, there isn’t some wildly inappropriate suitor following me around a public supermarket making everyone uncomfortable.