I’m a bit of a winker – but I do it responsibly

For clarity, I don’t go round doing this to random women (Picture: Getty Images)

I’m a winker. I don’t mind admitting it.

I wink at people a fair bit, although I am aware it’s developed a slightly dodgy reputation over time.

The wink now seems mainly associated with ageing lotharios, 1970s game show hosts and regional sales managers who’ve had three large pinots at the Christmas party.

For clarity (and perhaps legal reasons), I don’t go around winking at random women.

My wife might get the odd on...