I’m a sex worker — these are the seven golden rules every client must follow

Booking a sex worker doesn’t mean you can behave as you wish (Picture: Getty Images)

When you book a sex worker, it’s not just a free-for-all, you know. There’s etiquette to be followed.

If you book me as a dominatrix, I’ve got some golden rules I expect every client to follow religiously. If you don’t, well there’ll be a punishment in order.

Punctuality is important, of course; but usually clients are a good 10 minutes early, the excitable little tinkers. Don’t be earlier. There’s a perfectly good café at the end of my road. I don’t mind them ...