‘I’ve seen Kings of Leon 13 times so far,’ said the woman in front of me. ‘State Fayre will be my 14th!’. I gasped at her, realising I may be out of my depth.
We started a conversation after she asked me if the two water bottles on the floor were mine (they were — it was 37 degrees).
‘I don’t want to knock them over!’.
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