‘I was a leetle bit drunk last night’ I texted my friend Tim a few weeks ago after a night out.
‘You have 12 pints and you’re labelled a prat, and that’s the game’, he replied.
I’d like to say that this was the first time that Tim and I have communicated entirely in quotes from the Office, or that this was the only friendship I have that’s defined by the wisdom of David Brent, but I’d be lying.
I have ent...


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