I solved the Strait of Hormuz crisis with videogames, simply by creating an even bigger Strait of Hormuz crisis

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We live in complex geopolitical times. I think. I'll be honest, I've not been paying attention. But it's recently become known to me that a little strip of water called the Strait of Hormuz has—like a wavepool they had to shut down due to a urine crisis—shut up shop.

This has caused a great deal of consternation.

In news that was presumably impossible to know in advance of all this, loads of everyone's favourite stuff came through that Strait: crude oil, natural gas, fertilizers, and more.

America has done its best to calm the situation—first by creating it from whole cloth and then, when the Strait was unforeseeably closed in response, by threatening to do even more bombing, while doing more bombing.

Somehow, the crisis remains ongoing. But I am prepared. I was born for this. The good Lord and a Swedish man named Read Entire Article