I’ve explored different careers – but I keep working at a sex shop

Caption: (Picture: Dec Bowring)

‘Do you reckon Freddie Mercury had a dildo?’ 

My boss gawped at me, wide-eyed, mouth open like a drawbridge, stunned into silence. I was face-down in a delivery box of polystyrene, picking out little viagra boxes amongst the white fluff. 

I lifted my head out of the box, red-faced. ‘Well?’ I goaded, diving back in. 

He burst into a fit of giggles, high-pitched and rapturous. The laughter engine churned up a gear, and he cackled. Wiping a tear from his eye, he asked ‘what are we going to do with you?’.

This was just a month after joining in June 2021 in Prowler,

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