I’m feeling a little bit smug as I sail straight past the queue waiting to board the ship.
It’s 1.30pm and while everyone else is waiting for the official 3.30pm kick-off, I’m already stepping aboard Virgin Voyages’ ship as a ‘Rockstar’.
Crew members with tattoos, piercings, funky haircuts and plenty of personality are dancing at the entrance, grinning and calling out, ‘Ahoy, Sailor!’ as I walk through.
And just like that, I’m wondering if I’ve been cruising wrong all these years.


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