Jodie is the perfect Coronation Street villain and should stay forever. Fight me.

I love Jodie. Sorry, not sorry. (Picture: ITV)

Yeah. I said it. Coronation Street’s Jodie Ramsey is hurting my favourite soap couple, she’s going way too far… and I love her to bits.

Then again, my heart is notoriously fickle. I’m also deeply in love with fellow Corrie uber-bitch Tracy Barlow (Kate Ford), while harbouring secret feelings for Hollyoaks’ pregnancy-faking death-defying Sienna Blake (Anna Passey)… when I’m not too busy day-dreaming about EastEnder...