Jose Andres, Reagan Airport and a Hot Take Served Cold

It is alleged that I have a withered, blackened soul. It is asserted that I am a "maga pedo," "just evil," a "sociopath," and a "soulless ghoul" who is "defective as a human" and with whom, apparently, no one wanted to sit at lunch when I was in school. Also, my maiden name sounds like the plural form of male private parts, which I guess is pretty damning.