Key Takeaways:
- $LAPTOP surged from almost $0.05 to $317 in less than 2 minutes and then fell by 98% in 1 hour.
- In Hunter Biden’s testimony, the founder tokens did not transfer, and an independent examination revealed that the startup liquidity was extremely light.
- The two market makers are alleged to have made roughly $686,000 and $2.1 million in trading from the launch.


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