Madonna makes comeback aged 67 – there’s as much sex and chaos as before

Madonna’s new music video embodies everything we love her for – and more (Picture: YouTube/Planet Photos)

What do Benedict Cumberbatch, a car crash, lasers beaming out of vaginas, and a sex act simulated in a toilet have in common? They all feature in Madonna’s new music video.

And it makes for a delectable visual feast.

The Queen of Pop famously doesn’t do things by halves, and as she continues her fervent comeback for her new album, Confessions II, she’s proven that, while she may be 67, she’s not sl...