No muppets can spoil my World Cup memories but I’m not ready for goodbye

Spain walked away with the trophy after all the drama (Picture: Carl Recine/Getty Images)

Are you over the World Cup? Have you seamlessly moved on: packed down the wall chart, dug back into Netflix for that series of the West Wing you were again rewatching, stopped being triggered by a FIFA-branded Coke can?

I respect your level-headed attitude. But I’m behind on this. As far as England are concerned, I’m still in the bargaining stage. Harry Kane said before flying home for him England’s third-place finish ‘hurts even more than other years, because everyone believed we were going all the w...