One of my all-time favorite games just announced an expansion, yet all I feel is fear

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"Core Values is the first paid DLC for Satisfactory and a major expansion," developer Coffee Stain studios announced on Tuesday, with the trailer above revealing that the construction sim is taking building deep underground for the first time, introducing "new resources, flora, fauna and more."

Here's how this news finds me: I should be Matt Berry in Toast of London convincingly shouting "Yes!" But instead, I'm Matt Berry in Toast of London saying "Yes! Yes!! Yes!? Yes!?!? Yesssss??? Yesssssss?????" over and over again, somehow increasingly unsure how to prounce a single syllable or what the word, in fact, actually means.

Compared to some of the dizzying hour counts some of my friends and colleagues have in life-consuming games like WoW and Dota 2 and Final Fantasy 14, my ~400 hours in Satisfactory across a few years is relatively mundane. I love the game...

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