People love buying weapons so much in this gun store sim that I'm making bank even though I only sell brass knuckles

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AI is coming to take my job, so I'd better start looking for a new one. Luckily, there are a ton of job simulators on Steam, and I'm going to play as many as I can until I find my next career. This week's job: Gun Store Simulator, an early access sim about running a gun store.

America has a gun problem, and the problem is this: with roughly 400 million privately-owned firearms in the United States, how am I going to sell people even more guns? There are already more firearms than humans in this country: that's what you call market saturation.

That's my dilemma in the early access retail management sim Gun Store Simulator, but it solves itself almost immediately: it turns out I can't sell guns in my gun store anyway, at least not for a while. As a level one weapons distributor, I can only buy a permit to sell three kinds of weapons: bats (the baseball kind, not the leathery, flappy, blood-drinky kind), brass knuckles, and knives.

Aren't people going to be disappointed, if not furious, when they walk into a gun store called "Gun Store" (the game will not all...

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