Phallic-shaped ‘Penis Woods’ is being chopped down despite swell of opposition

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Phallic shaped Castle Crawford Woods, South Lanarkshire, which is being felled. // Work has begun to remove a historic woodland affectionally known as "penis wood" - despite thousands of protestors.The phallic-shaped landmark of Castle Crawford Wood rises up a hillside south of Biggar, South Lanarkshire and has caught the eye of travellers for around 200 years.But plans to fell the iconic structure, known as the ???Treenis??? of ???Penis Woods??? sparked a huge petition to stop it being chopped down. Photo released 19/08/2026
Castle Crawford Wood is already being chopped down (Picture: SWNS)

A phallic-shaped woodland affectionately known as ‘Penis Woods’ is being chopped down, and only the tip remains.

Castle Crawford Wood sits upon a hillside south of Biggar and has caught the eye of travellers for around 200 years.

Perched on Tewsgill Hill just off the M74, it has been ‘welcoming pe...

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