Pub urinal at the centre of Count Binface’s manifesto has been moved in ‘victory’

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The urinal in the men’s toilets of the Great Himalayas restaurant in Southport (Picture: Count Binface)

People are still travelling far and wide to see a pub hand dryer Count Binface promised to move if he was elected as an MP.

In his many manifestos, the sentient wheelie bin has often targeted pub toilets with ‘inconvenient’ hand dryers.

During his first-ever election against Boris Johnson in 2019 for the Uxbridge constituency, Binface pledged to move the dryer in the men’s t...

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