President Donald Trump lashed out at former President Barack Obama on Monday afternoon, defending himself from the latter’s charges he’s made the White House look like “Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory.”
“I’ve taken care of the White House,” Trump claimed. “I fixed it with the finest artisans in the world. We re-skinned it; it was in horrible shape.”
By “artisans,” Trump apparently means himself: The president has literally been supergluing golden embellishments to the fireplace mantel in the Oval Office.
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