The low-rent TV future potentially awaiting Harry and Meghan

Could TV programmes like The Repair Shop offer Harry and Meghan the British comeback that nobody (apart from us) saw coming? (Picture: BBC/Metro)

Harry and Meghan are coming home, preparing to swap California for Britain six years after leaving royal life behind in pursuit of financial independence and a glittering media career.

Unfortunately, their American entertainment empire hasn’t quite conquered Hollywood as planned, with their Spotify deal cancelled and several Netflix projects failing to become the global sensations everyone involved presumably envisaged.

Luckily for the Duke and Duchess of Sussex, Britain never knowingly leaves a celebrity unemployed.

If they need to replenish the semi-royal coffers,...