The White House, the epicenter of power in the most powerful nation in human history, has rolled out a new online arcade on its website. And yes, it is every bit as racist, repugnant, and creatively bankrupt as you'd expect.
We'll set aside the question of "why?" for now and get straight to the games, beginning with Flappy Bill, a game in which you fly a bald eagle down the National Mall. It's not clear whether the bird's name is actually Bill because it's also carrying a bill, which my young years of being exposed to Schoolhouse Rock from across the border taught me is part of the US lawmaking process, or at least used to be before they decided that having the president do everything by fiat is more efficient or something. In any event, it's an entirely unremarkable Flappy Bird clone, innocuous but about as much fun as tying a shoelace.
The tone takes a hard turn to the right with the next game, Build the Wall: Zombie Border Siege, a Tetris knock-off where you'll "protect the border from the coming horde." To ensure there's no misunderst...
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