One of Count Binface’s first political promises is still causing issues to the people of west London – the hand dryer in the men’s toilets of the Crown and Treaty pub.
The sentient wheelie bin has become Nigel Farage’s biggest threat as his only opponent in the Clacton by-election.
Count Binface has pledged to fix a number of gripes which range from abolishing VAR, nationalising Adele and capping the prince of a 99 flake to...


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